7. Seems Like a Fitting Contact Name
Why care about a toy that is marginally in the yard of a neighbor? Dan needs to grow up and try to be more accepting. But it seems like Dan never changed and that's why the neighbor saved his number as "A-hole Dan".
So, when Dan couldn't take his head out of his...you know what we mean...he got the best burn from his neighbor. This is pure gold and we wonder if he ever talked about the property line ever again.
8. What Happened Next???
We really, really, really want to know how this one played out. It has all the right ingredients for a perfect story to tell to your grandchildren.
And we just want to point it out that cats belong to no one; it is the other way around.
9. Did The Code Word Worked?
Well, this is diabolical, clever, and humorous all at once. You don't get to make the other person realize that they are wrong in such a passive-aggressive way every day.
We just want this person to give anger management lessons to others. Everyone in favor says the code word "Burn" and those not in the favor say "Pen Is useful."
10. Such A Nice Neighbor
Although this neighbor has already watched Moana for the 12th time, they are nice enough to let their annoyed neighbor choose the next movie.
Our recommendation is to go with Harry Potter. But we do feel bad for the neighbor who had to hear Moana so many times that they remember all the words to it.
11. The Burn He'll Remember
We aren't quite sure how this person thought he could persuade his neighbor to stay at his place.
But the burn she gave back to him was worse than the wildfire. He got shot down in the best way possible. Respect!
12. No Smoking Taquitos!
We can bet that some kid saw Amy drink two glasses of wine before launching an attack on this person.
The best thing would be to buy a box of cheap smelly cigars and smoke them in front of children, Amy, and Randy.