Have you ever gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and when you returned, your pet had stolen your spot? Sometimes pets can be greedy when it comes to claiming the bed as their own. While it may be adorable, you also feel bad about moving them. Pet owners took to the internet to share all the ridiculous times their cats or dogs took over their beds, and these are the most hilarious ones. Continue reading to see all the greedy animals that are insanely cute.
1. This Cat Tucks Herself Into The Bed
This is Wuffy, the cat. She likes to wait until her owner's daughter leaves for school so she can tuck herself into bed. Like a human, she has to toss and turn until she can find the perfect spot in the bed.
Wuffy tells her humans to go away so she can get her beauty rest in peace without having the flash blind her.
2. Camouflage Cats
The number one reason this person can't leap onto her bed is because the cats blend right in. These two love to sleep on white surfaces so they can camouflage into the covers.
You would not want to jump on these two because they are pillows with claws and will attack back if they are disturbed.
3. "Please Don't Make Me Move!"
This good girl is 12 years old, and she has trouble jumping up on the bed. One day her owner found her on his bed with her favorite toy, and he didn't have the heart to kick her off.
She just wants to cuddle and hold hands, and we can't blame her for that. Also, she probably worked hard to get up on the bed, so she deserves to stay up there.
4. "Hey, Do You Sleep Here Often?"
This person rolled over after a nap to find their dog lying next to them instead of their fiance. It was a real shock, but the stinky breath was what alerted them.
The dog is looking at his owner like this is normal, and he has no idea why the human is in shock by his presence.
5. "What Are You Looking At?"
"Um, hey. You guys are home earlier than I expected. I wasn't doing anything suspicious." This cat has settled into bed like he is about to grab the remote and watch TV before bed.
We have never seen a cat look more like a human than in this photo. Would you make your cat move if you found them like this?
6. When The Wife Is Away The Dog Comes Up To Sleep
This man's wife was away, and when he rolled over in bed he found his dog in his wife's spot. She must have thought that her owner needs a companion while his wife is gone.
Maybe she missed her mom and wanted to lie in her spot because it smells like her. Whatever the reason was, she looks worried.
7. Cuddle Buddies
This person was enjoying their morning coffee with their boyfriend, but the dog kept nudging and backing at her until she moved. The second her owner got up, the dog cuddled up next to the boyfriend and smirked.
That is one triumphant grin and he knows he won this battle. It seems like this woman has to get a new boyfriend now cause the dog stole hers.
8. "This Is My Bed Now"
This person left for the military, and their dad sent them a picture of how the dog now sleeps in his bed. The dog probably smells his owner on the bed, so it goes there because it misses him.
Dogs have much stronger noses than humans and can smell your scent long after you have been in a room.
9. Someone Found This Cat In Their Hotel Room
The last thing people would expect to find when they check into a hotel is a random cat on your bed. They didn't know how it got there or who it belongs to, but they liked it.
It's like instead of getting a complimentary breakfast; you get a free cat when you check-in. It must have been a special cat deal.
10. She Likes To Be The Little Spoon
This woman left for work but had to return after a few minutes because she forgot her phone. When she went to grab it, she walked in to find that her dog had taken over as the little spoon.
They were sleeping so soundly that neither of them woke up when she walked in. You can't trust a dog not to steal your man the second you leave.
11. She Likes To Be The Big Spoon
This woman left her dog at her parent's house while she moved, and her mom sent her a picture of the dog being a big spoon in bed. Her mom told her that her dad overslept because he thought the dog was his wife.
We don't know what's funnier, the fact that the dog was spooning him or that he thought a dog was his wife sleeping.
12. "Human Is Sleeping, Go Away."
When your human works nights, so they sleep during the day, but you love him, so you go back to bed when he does.
She must really love her morning cuddles instead of having morning playtime. Clearly, love knows no time.
13. "Don't Come Near Him, He's Mine!"
It is not only dogs that steal your boyfriend; cats do it too. This woman can't sit next to her boyfriend without being glared at by her cat.
Cats can be very territorial, so once she claimed the man as her territory, there was no way to get him back.
14. Sleepy Kitty
Merlin is a cat who knows the finer things in life, like where the comfiest spot on the best is. His owner can't resist his cuteness, so she tucks him in once he has made himself comfortable.
Merlin uses his adorable face and fluffiness to get away with stealing his owner's pillow and blanket, but how could anyone resist that face.
15. This Cat Has A Routine Of Tucking Into Bed
Around 9 PM, this cat hops onto the bed and tucks itself in as if that is his personal bed. He knows his bedtime and won't let his humans affect his schedule.
He looks like royalty with the velvet comforter and four-poster bed. All he is missing is a crown and his royal pajamas.
16. Bed Was Neat For Five Seconds Before This Happened
When you make your bed and then leave to take a shower, only to return to your bed messed up and a dog burrito. The dog waited for the perfect moment to wrap itself up.
The dog must have not liked the way his owner made the bed, so he felt the need to destroy it the second he left.
17. The Cats Have Invaded
You know you have officially reached the maximum amount of cats to keep in one house when they take over your bed, and you can no longer sleep in it.
At least the cats are practicing social distancing. It is more than we can say for most humans right now.
18. "My Wife Looks A Lot Different This Morning"
When you realize your wife looks much different without makeup on, like a completely different species. She has a much more natural look than she did when you went to bed last night.
She must have had a "ruff" night's sleep to wake up looking like this, but we think she is adorable.
19. She's A Loud Snorer
This dog took less than a minute to steal her owner's spot, get comfortable, and start snoring. You can't even blame him because he looks so cute and peaceful.
We would just stare at this sweet pup all day if we could. Don't you wish you could fall asleep peacefully in less than thirty seconds?
20. Dog Or Pillow?
This woman kept saying, "I don't was a big dog." "That dog is not coming in my house!" "That dog better not get in our bed." Well, look at her now.
She seems to have broken all her own rules by keeping the dog in the bed and using it as a pillow. Her husband was glad she eventually changed her attitude about getting a dog.
21. When She Steals Your Boyfriend
We would like to introduce "Mrs. Steal Your Man." She waited for her owner to get up so she could jump up and cuddle with her boyfriend.
Just look at her possessive paw on his chest. That is a telltale sign that her owner won't be getting her boyfriend back anytime soon.
22. Kitty Went To Bed To Stay Warm
This person forgot to turn on the heat before they left for work, so when they got back, they found the cat curled up in bed to keep warm.
The cat looks like it wants to say, "Don't forget to turn on the heat next time, Steve." At least the cat was smart enough to go under the heavy blanket.
23. "What Are You Going To Do About It?"
The smug look on this dog's face says everything you need to know. He took your spot in bed, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it at this point.
The dog looks like he has been plotting this devious plan for weeks, and finally, he executed it perfectly.
24. Spot The Kitten
There's nothing better than a warm bed, a bottle of beer, and a cute kitten to keep you company. This man knows how to live a luxurious life.
However, his girlfriend probably wants the kitten to move so she can have her spot back. It probably won't be too difficult to move the little one.
25. "This Is My Wife, Not Yours."
Every time this man finds the dog in bed with his wife, the dog gives him this smug look. The dog said, "back off, buddy, she's mine."
His wife doesn't seem to mind how protective the dog is, but who wouldn't want to be the dog's favorite human.
26. Do Not Disturb
"Four little kittens sleeping on the bed. One fell off and bumped its head, human called the doctor, and the doctor said, no more kittens sleeping on the bed." These kittens haven't learned the house rules yet.
If we saw these little babies sleeping in the bed, we would let them stay and sleep on the couch. How could you even think about moving one of them?
27. Paw In One Hand, Remote In The Other
When you walk in on your dog and husband cuddling, should you be worried? The dog has completely taken up your spot in bed, and there is no way to move her now that she is situated.
Also, how is she going to get the remote out of her husband's hand without waking him up? This is like a mission impossible movie.
28. Ready For Bed
It is safe to say we can all guess who is the ruler of this household. This big girl loves to take her owner's spot in the bed before she can get there.
Luckily the bed is big enough for both of them, but her owner can't have her preferred spot anymore.
29. Morning Stretches
This is the kind of look you will get when you wake up a fluff ball before they are ready to wake up. He is probably stretching out his legs just to roll over and fall right back to sleep.
He might let you trade belly rubs for your spot, but the chances are low. He would appreciate belly rubs even if he has no intention to give your spot back.
30. How Many Animals Can You Count?
Two cats and four dogs; these people are living the dream. The only problem is that there is barely enough room for everyone to fit int the bed with the humans.
The humans have to give up their bed spots so all the animals can fit comfortably on one bed. Why be comfortable when you can have unconditional love from your many animals.
31. He Thinks He Is A Lap Dog
This is what happens when your dog grows to be bigger than your boyfriend, but it still thinks it is a small dog.
He looks like a good boy, so it will be hard to resist letting him steal your boyfriend and bed.
32. Cuteness Overload
This little pup loves to jump onto her owner's bed every night and fall asleep on the only pillow on the bed. She doesn't know any better.
She is convinced that the bed is for her to share with her human, but her human doesn't need a pillow, so she gets to use it.
33. Last One To Bed Doesn't Get A Spot
The dogs and cats have developed a system where they get to bed before their owner so he won't have a spot to sleep in for the night.
Their owner has to figure out how to beat his pets to the bed so he can finally get a spot before they get there.
34. The Tiny Sliver Is For His Wife
When your husband and dog go to sleep before you, and you walk in only to find a small sliver of bed is left for you to sleep on. It must be hard to be mad when they look so adorable sleeping together.
We wonder if this was another case where her husband fell asleep and put his arm around the dog because he thought it was his wife.
35. Out Like A Light
When your dog does the hyper sprints around the house and then passes out in the middle of your bed. There is no way you can move her because then she will wake up and be hyper again.
The zoomies are rather tiring, and she deserves her rest after all that hard work. Sometimes dogs are just like toddlers; they tire quickly.
36. In Bed With Another Girl
When you walk in on your boyfriend in bed with another girl, but you can't help but smile because they look so sweet napping together.
The dog looks like it wasn't her idea, and he was just lonely and wanted to cuddle, so she went along with it.
37. "Oh Hi There!"
Every time this man's girlfriend goes to work, the dog jumps into bed and takes her spot. This is what he woke up to one day.
The dog tucks herself in because she doesn't want to disturb your sleep, but she wants to keep you company while you hit snooze.
38. "You Woke Me Up."
When your cat takes your spot in bed but acts like you are the one who is disturbing him. "How dare you, Karen. I was just getting comfortable when you disturbed me."
If you think about it, the cat is not stealing anyone's spot because he believes that human warmed it up for him and then got up so he could sleep.
39. "Am I Interrupting Something?"
This dog looks like she is guilty of something. She has the face that says, "We didn't know you were going to be home right now."
This dog probably thinks that the man is hers, and hers only, so she shouldn't have to share the human.
40. You Snooze, You Loose
This kittens owner got up to take a phone call, and it saw the perfect opportunity to sneak into bed for a nap. Her owner disturbed her when she came back to the bed.
Her owner has two options. She can move her and disturb the cats sleep, or she can let the cat stay and find somewhere else to lie down.
41. Dog-Spreading To Claim Territory
Manspreading is when a man sits with his legs spread to take up more space on a seat. This dog must have picked it up from her owner, and now he is dog-spreading.
This dog is doing whatever he can to take up as much space as possible so his other owner won't have a spot in bed, and there is nothing she can do about it.
42. "I Didn't Think You Were Coming Back."
Each morning this dog steals his owner's spot, and when his owner comes back to bed, he gives the puppy eyes so he won't get in trouble or have to move.
We think the saying goes, "finder's keepers, losers sleep somewhere else," right? It looks like this guy won't be getting back in bed anymore.
43. That Side-Eye Tho...
"Sorry, Susan, did someone say you could join us in bed this morning? You left, so I picked up the slack by cuddling your boyfriend so he would stay warm."
Her boyfriend is looking at her as if he has no control over what the dog does once she gets out of bed and leaves her spot open.
44. Couldn't Help Himself
It is ok when the pets steal your spot in the morning or before you have gotten in bed, but when they take it in the middle of the night, that's just rude.
When you go to get something in the middle of the night and come back to a dog in your spot, you probably don't have the energy to make it move.
45. Looks Like They Are Sleeping On The Floor
This chunky cat is big enough to take up half the bed, and he does not intend to move no matter how many times you tell him or try to push him away.
The person's husband probably doesn't even know his wife got out of bed because the cat is the size of a small person.
46. Morning Bed Party
This person woke up to start their day and came back to make the bed, only to find out that her dog and child had taken over the bed.
There is no way this bed is being made today unless she wants to deal with a screaming toddler and a whiney husky.
47. "You Can Sleep On The Couch"
This dog has snuggled himself in so tight that he deserves to stay in his blanket ball, and his human can sleep on the sofa.
Look at his sleepy little face! It is just too difficult to disturb your pets when they finally get comfortable.
48. "Sorry, But I Will Be Sleeping Here Now."
This person should learn to sleep with his growing puppy while he is still relatively small. There is still just enough room for all three of them to fit in the bed.
Bernese Mountain Dogs grow to be much larger than this, so the amount of space in the bed is only going to decrease as this fluff gets older.
49. 2 Cats, 2 Dogs, And No Room For Any Humans
"We are family; I got all my cats and dogs with me!" All the pets look comfortable, but where is their owner supposed to sleep if they take up the bed?
He is going to have to climb around them and contort his body if he wants to get into the bed without moving any of the animals.
50. "Sure, Make Yourself At Home."
Not only does this person have to deal with their daughter climbing in the bed, but the dog has taken it one step further.
The dog fell asleep without a care in the world because he knows he is too cute to get in trouble for taking someone's spot and pillow in bed.