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"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels." This is a classic example of a joke your dad has probably made because dads are the masters of making cheesy jokes. If he can find a way to embarrass his children with a good joke, he will go all out like the dads on our list. Brace yourself for some amazing dad jokes.
1. When Your Dad Moves To Tokyo And You Ask For A Picture Of The View
"Hey, Dad. How's Tokyo?" "The food is great, the people are great, the view is also great, but Godzilla is blocking it right now."
You have to love the effort that went into this cheesy joke. This dad has better photoshop skills than most people.
2. When You Make Your Dad Get Rid Of His Old Nokia Phone
After arguing with his dad for years to upgrade his phone, he finally won the battle. His dad didn't want to forget his trust Nokia though so he settled on this phone case.
The Nokia phone is known for being unbreakable, so maybe this case will give his new phone those same powers.
3. Dad Jokes At The Office
When you give your dad a label maker for his office and he decides to spice up his filing cabinet.
What do you think he does for a living? Is he a spy and that's why he has top and bottom secret files?
4. He Has Too Much Time On His Hands
When your dad sends you pictures like this, you should realize how bored he must be. Go visit him, he has too much free time.
The cat is also thinking, "someone help, this is not what I signed up for." He needs a hobby.
5. Dad's Trolling Their Children Forever
"Honey, honey, look it worked. I pranked the kids!" He looks so happy to have pulled off this joke. Who is going to clean it up?
No matter their age, dads will forever have a child-like sense of humor.
6. Her Dad Had A Different Answer To The Proposal
His daughter was being proposed to and he crashed the proposal to help her decide what to do. Don't worry he doesn't actually want her to say no.
He is just a dad trolling his daughter no matter how important the occasion is. She said yes, in case you were wondering.
7. Pac Man At The Diner
When you go out to breakfast with your dad, and you notice him laughing to himself, then you look down at his plate to see what he created.
He even took the tike to draw a ghost on the napkin. How long was his daughter not paying attention?
8. Ceiling Dad Is Watching You
"Here's Johnny!" His dad was renovating the kitchen and he heard him call for help. When he went into the kitchen he couldn't find his dad until he looked up at the ceiling.
His dad didn't need any help, he just wanted to annoy his son. Classic dad move.
9. When Your Dad Is A Dentist
This is probably the coolest dental pumpkin someone has ever carved. This dad went all out and even gave it braces.
All it is missing is some funky colored brackets to make it even better.
10. "The Dog Took Over Your Room When You Left For College"
Usually, parents will turn their children's rooms into a "gym," aka a place to keep the treadmill they bought impulsively when their child leaves for college. This dad recognizes that four-legged children need their own room too.
This dog has a pretty cool set-up courtesy of his dad's photoshop skills.
11. A World Sandwich
This father and son created a "world sandwich." We wonder whose idea that was (probably the dad).
From Cordoba, Spain to Hamilton, New Zealand, it is all sandwiched in between two slices of white bread.
12. When Your Dad Finds New Ways To Scare You
Have you ever been scared by a cardboard cut-out? Well, imagine walking into your dark bathroom and being greeted by Mr. Bean.
Her dad kept moving Mr. Bean around the house to find new ways to give her a good scare. How kind of him to keep her on edge.
13. "The Turkey Is Pregnant"
The sheer look of disgust on both their faces probably made their dad's day. They probably won't be eating turkey this Thanksgiving.
Hopefully, their dad reminded them that birds lay eggs and don't have babies like mammals.
14. When Your Dad Is On-Call For Work But Also Wants To Be Festive For Chrismas
He said, "Christmas will be lit this year even if I have to work." Can you imagine your doctor coming into the office for an emergency, and he is wearing this crazy outfit?
He even has bright green shoes to match this festive ensemble. This dad is awesome and he knows it.
15. She Asked For Frozen Gifts For Christmas
When you ask your dad for gifts based on the movie Frozen and he hands you frozen peas on Christmas morning.
Dads love to troll their children even when they are too young to fully understand. She is one unhappy Christmas elf.
16. When You Ask Your Dad To Drop Something Off At School
Ryan's dad wanted to make sure that he never forgets anything at home again. Ryan was probably very embarrassed when he had to pick this up from the school office.
That's one way to teach your child a lesson and get them made fun of at school all in one day.
17. Celebrity Dads Are Just As Embarrassing
Marilyn Manson was having a photoshoot and his dad cam to surprise him with full makeup and everything.
Even if you are famous, you are not immune to your dad being a troll and finding ways to embarrass you.
18. What Happened To Unsinkable I
This dad wanted people to believe that there was an Unsinkable I that sunk. This is the dad joke that embarrasses the whole family, not just your kids.
Maybe one day he will rename it to the Titanic because that one was also "unsinkable."
19. First Driving Lesson
He has to make sure he is extra protected when he gets in the car with his daughter, who hasn't driven before.
She has definitely experienced her dad's fun sense of humor before based on the look on her face.
20. When Your Dad Gets An iPad
"Here comes the sun, doo doo do do." He got an iPad and discovered the photobooth app to create this magical picture.
His child sent one back saying, "here comes the son!" Get it?
21. When Your Dad Thinks A Bath Bomb Is Toilet Cleaner
"Hey sweetie, this toilet cleaner looks different than usual." "Dad, that was my bath bomb." This looks like a Unicorn threw up.
Well, that's $7 down the drain, literally. We can make dad jokes too!
22. He Left The Pizza Money With Meatloaf
Why would he leave pizza money if they have a perfectly good meatloaf for dinner? Meatloaf is the cat and he is in charge of the pizza money.
Meatloaf was kind enough to not rip up the money because he was hoping to buy a new toy with some of this money.
23. When A Dad Discovers Snapchat During Halloween Season
Her dad was decorating the house for Halloween when he simultaneously figured out how to use Snapchat.
The latest social media trend is the "skelfie," all the celebrities are trying it now.
24. He Is Making His Daughters Nightmares Come True
After watching the movie Tron, his daughter had a nightmare that her dad got stuck in the computer.
Instead of comforting her, he decided to be a troll and make this the computer home screen.
25. This Dad Has Discovered His Daughters Hair Extensions
The newest hair product for men on the market is the clip in beard extension. This man is sporting a luscious beard that he found in his daughter's bathroom.
He must be wondering why she needs a beard extension. That is a hairy situation to explain to your daughter.
26. When You Let Your Husband Name The Dog
Their new dog Ozzy Pawsbourne, The Prince of Barkness, is a rockstar in obedience school.
It is one of the most creative dog names we have ever heard.
27. Well That's Morbid
When your dad goes to a family reunion he can't help but crack some jokes at his own father's expense.
Dad's do not save their jokes just for their children, it can extend to anyone within a five-foot proximity.
28. "Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does."
When you leave your husband alone for too long so he has to make his own fun. Spider cat was not harmed in the making of this picture.
He should start hanging out with the Lion King dad so they can be bored with their cats together.
29. When Your Dad Is A Cop And He Ran Out Of Paper Bags For Lunch
People must have been suspicious of his lunch that day. Either he was the coolest kid at lunch, or people were wondering why he has evidence.
Good thing, his dad doesn't work at a blood bank instead of the police department.
30. When Your Dad Has A Mid-Life Crisis
Instead of buying a sports car as many men do during their midlife crisis, this dad ordered this statue from Thailand.
Maybe he will use this to scare his kids by moving it around the house like the other dad with the Mr. Bean cut-out.
31. When You Leave Dad Alone With The Baby
When you leave a dad alone with the baby, you are bound to get a picture with some kind of food on the baby's face.
From Cheerios to crepes, they will find a way to entertain themselves and annoy the baby.
32. "Fairies In The Garden"
He told his kids there were fairies in the garden and they went out to find this. Needless to say, they are not talking to him anymore.
When it comes to kids and fairies, don't mess with them. They do not like that.
33. He Loved His Neone Workout Clothes And People Always Joke That He Looks Like A Highlighter. So He Became One
You will never miss this guy when he is running around the neighborhood. He made sure to look just like a highlighter down to the Bic logo.
He can go from running to a dayglow party without having to change. It is a versatile ensemble.
34. A Graduation Present
The four dollars was all the was left after his dad spent the rest of his graduation money on printing the check.
That's a very generous gift for someone who finally succeeded at something.
35. How To Not Lose The Kitten
This dad was being innovative to make sure they didn't lose the family kitten. She is so small.
Did he only get the happy birthday balloon to tie to the cat?
36. When You Ask Your Dad For A Pair Of Earrings
When you think your daughter is too young to get her ears pierced so you decide to troll her instead of letting her get them done.
At least they are cute and great for self-defense.
37. He Wanted "Cold Hard Cash" And His Dad Delivered
This kid walked right into this joke. How could his dad not take the opportunity to give him literal "cold hard cash."
He looks very unimpressed with his dad's humorous antics.
38. The Spam Folder Of A Dad
When you go through your dad's files and find a spam folder, and it is literally Spam. He spammed his files with Spam, how clever.
The real question is, who eats this much Spam? Did he just peel the wrappers off and throw the cans away because that is the only logical way to do this.
39. The Change This Dad Collected While His Son Was In College
"Ok, son, now that you have graduated, it's time to change your routine and get a job. Here is some change to get you started."
He is going to have fun taking that to his local Coinstar. That's $1500 in coins, he might have to make a few trips.
40. "The TV Models Are Pirates"
Have you ever been out with your dad and he makes one of the dumbest and most obvious jokes. This is an example of one of those occasions.
The person who put the security tags on these TV's must be a dad who wanted to see if anyone would get his joke.
41. "How Do I Look?"
He looks like he is ready to gossip about all your ex-boyfriends. He also called this a "snugly" instead of a Snuggie. He looks fabulous, though.
One glass of wine and your dad goes all divorced 40-year-old woman in a leopard skin caftan on you.
42. It's Peanut Butter Jelly Thyme
When your dad sens this to the family group chat and you instantly roll your eyes because of how corny he is.
The rest of the day you have the peanut butter jelly time song stuck in your head because of this one picture.
43. "Dad, Can You Put My Hair In A Bun?"
When dad has to get the kids ready for school and one of his daughters asks for her hair in a bun.
Hopefully, this was just for the picture and she didn't go to school like this. The birds might try to steal her hair bun.
44. When You Drop Out Of High School And Your Parents Buy A Boat
Thanks to this dad's savings on college tuition, he bought a boat and named it after the money that was used to fund this purchase.
Like the font used for the name of the boat, his education was also a joke.
45. Micro-Soft
Is this how Bill Gates came up with the name Microsoft? Did he take it from a bad dad joke?
This is so simple yet so punny at the same time. It makes you want to laugh and roll your eyes at the same time.
