Birds are beautiful and majestic creatures from afar, but when they get close to you, they can be real jerks. From stealing food out of your hands to traumatizing you for life, they are not so innocent. Check out these hilariously rude birds and watch out for flying thieves.
1. It Is Not A Fan Of Anti-Bird Spikes
The anti-bird spikes were pissing him off so he took matters into his own hands. His friends need a place to rest and these humans put up these rude barriers.
He watches as they fall with victory in his eyes. He has become a local hero for the other birds.
2. His Favorite Activity Is Looking In The Mirror And Pooping
This bird waits every day for this car to show up just so he can look at himself in the mirror and poop. How else would one spend their day?
He probably thinks the mirror is a friend, and they talk all day while using the car as a bathroom.
3. What A Lovely Paint Job
It was as if the bird knew there was wet paint and wanted to improve the paint job. It looks much better this way.
Birds love to leave their mark on the world. From stepping in the paint to wet cement. Keep reading to see other birds that "improved" things.
4. Birds Don't Know How To Read
This bird does not care what kind of bird repelling system you put up. It will put its nest there anyway.
This bird must be smart enough to turn the system off, or this system doesn't actually work, and it only annoys humans.
5. Leap Bird
"This seems like a good place to rest my wings." "Steve, for the last time, you cannot use me as your vehicle."
Don't you just hate it when you are minding your own business at the beach and another person comes to stand on top of you?
6. When The Pelican Tries To Eat Your Phone
This is what a fish sees as it is about to be devoured by the scary pelican. We would not want to be that fish after seeing this.
This looks like a door to the dark underworld that you do not want to go into. Do you think his phone was ok after this?
7. "I Can't Be Tamed"
"Try and cage me again, let's see what happens then." He must have been really unhappy to be caged.
How long was he in there to have done this much damage? He could probably escape Alcatraz with a beak like that.
8. It Must Be A Wormwood Tree
This woodpecker must have hit the jackpot with this invested tree. It looks like he is building an elevator for his home.
If a woodpecker goes overboard like this on a tree, it usually means the tree is unhealthy and infested with bugs.
9. RIP To The Bunny That Was Hopping Through The Snow
The story we see here is that the bunny was hopping through the snow minding his own business when a hawk came and kidnapped him. Call CSI!
Let's take a moment of silence for this bunny who experienced the scary side of nature.
10. "He's Behind Me, Isn't He"
When you are minding your own business, and then your sibling has to come and annoy you. His face is cut now but wait until he has a feather plucked by his brother.
Birds are jerks, even to their siblings. There is always a good one, and the other is a troublemaker.
11. Goose Guard
Sometimes, the best security devices aren't high-tech or cutting edge; they are simple and have beaks. Put this goose on a salary as a security guard.
Geese are genuinely very scary when they become aggressive, so we wouldn't want to find out what this one does if you try to exit through his protected door.
12. He Hates Spelling Too
This "E" is very bothersome to this bird. He does not like the assumptions that are being made about him, and he will come back for every other letter.
Yes, he might destroy everything, but he doesn't want the world to know about it. "Gosh, Susan, do you have to share all of my flaws on the internet."
13. Trying To Eat The Family Cat
When your friend asks to take a bite of your food and it is the largest bite you have ever seen. They must be old-time friends because the cat doesn't seem to be bothered by the bird biting him.
Pelicans are very curious birds and use their beaks to inspect things. Maybe she thought it was a catfish.
14. A Vicious Attack
This looks like a modern-day version of a renaissance painting. "Let's throw water on them, they hate water and will fly away."
When you go to the beach, and you have food, you can guarantee that a bird is going to try and steal it from you.
15. Who's Laughing Now?
Not only will seagulls steal the food out of your mouth, but they will also take your teeth too. Apparently, birds need teeth too.
You have probably heard the phrase, "Cat got your tongue," but now you can say "Bird got your teeth."
16. These Hawks Spread Wildfires
These are the biggest jerks out of all the birds. The Australian Firehawk spreads wildfires on purpose. They have been seen carrying burning branches to help spread the fire.
We have heard of the scary snakes and spiders that inhabit Australia, but now these birds are another thing to fear on that continent.
17. Making Some Minor Adjustments
This bird was trying to write a love letter to its owner using the keyboard and it went horribly wrong.
It was clearly trying to tell you that you spend too much time on the computer and not enough time paying attention to your bird.
18. "What's This? Let Me Stick My Head In."
Birds are curious creatures. This bird wanted to know what his owner was making so he stuck his whole head in the bowl. Normal, right?
He just wanted to taste the cake before it was baked like any normal person or bird. Let's hope he didn't get salmonella.
19. "I'll Take That"
Yoink! "You don't mind if I take one of your feathers, right?" The white bird is distracted by the thief's accomplice.
"Fly away, Tommy. I got a white feather. Let's go find the next thing on our scavenger hunt list."
20. Stealing A Child's Lollipop Is Not Nice
This bird stole a lollipop and made a child cry, that's how you know it is rude. He looks like he doesn't know what he did.
Maybe he was auditioning to be in the next Tootsie Pop commercial. "How many licks does it take to get to the center?"
21. So Proud Of His Work
"I didn't do anything, I found it like this." Likely story. This bird must have been left alone for a while because it did some serious damage to the bag.
He even looks like he is blushing because he is so proud of what he accomplished.
22. Pecking On The Window For Attention So You Can't Do Work
When you feed a seagull outside of your office window once, and now it comes back every day to bother you when you are doing work.
"Hey! You! Give me food again, or I will keep pecking until it drives you insane. I have nowhere else to be."
23. Reorganizing The Remote Buttons
Apparently, birds don't like it when you trim their nails. They will take revenge on whatever will piss you off the most.
What do you think happened to the three? I guess they will find out in a few hours.
24. "So What It's Just Bees"
This hawk does not care if the bees chase after him, he is going to take the honeycomb if he wants. He might be a "bee-proof" hawk.
When you are craving something sweet you will not let anything stand in your way, not even a swarm of stinging bees.
25. "This Would Look Better On The Floor"
"YEET!" This is an oddly feathered, beaked cat. He is trying to tell Karen that she has a drinking problem.
The bird must have learned this behavior from the house cat. Cats are very influential clearly.
26. Has To Take The Best Spot In The Lot
This peacock is being very rude. It is refusing to move from the best parking space and spreading out at much as he can.
Peacocks are very aggressive, much like geese. You do not want to pick a fight with a peacock over a parking space, you will not win.
27. Mr. Mac Is Not A Good Boyfriend
For this week's naughty or good penguin, we have Mr. Mac and Dora. Mr. Mac was a bad boyfriend because he stole fish from his blind girlfriend. Well, we can now say that it is not human males are not the only ones that can be bad boyfriends.
Dora was a good girl and voluntarily went in for weigh day. She was excited to see how her new fitness routine would pay off on the scale. You go, Dora!
28. Karate Chicken
"Everybody was Kung foo fighting." The ninja chicken does not like to be pet and will karate kick you in the face if you get near it.
This chicken has now traumatized this little girl for the rest of her life. She will never try to pet a chicken ever again. Maybe that was his agenda.
29. Mr. Steal Your Fries
When you have to carry in the grocery bags from the car and only want to make one trip. This bird did not want to come back so he had to carry as many fries as possible.
This was definitely not his first fry-jacking, and it will not be his last. Watch out for the local fry thief in your area.
30. He Wanted To Know What Cats Taste Like
The cat knows not to mess with the bird because he will get hurt. So here is the cat minding his own business, and the bird is still rude.
The cat doesn't even know that he is about to be in a world of pain and the bird should use its wings to fly away fast.
31. The Bird Wanted 15 Minutes Of Fame
When you are trying to do the weather forecast, and a bird gets in your way. "Hey, mom, look, I made it on the TV!"
Some birds want all the attention without working for their fame. it looks like it is about to eat the entire city in one bite.
32. Pennywise The Swan
Let's get one thing straight, swans are horrible. They are aggressive and will attack you for no reason. This person was minding his own business when a swan came up from below to bite his shoe.
It might have wanted to take the shoe to decorate it's the nest that it was protecting.
33. Fish Taxi
The seagull was too lazy to swim so he took a ride on this dead fish. He is standing on it now and later he will be dining on it.
Fish are friends, food, and taxis now. You can't blame him for taking advantage of a perfect situation.
34. "This Looks Like A Nice Place To Nest"
"Would you like one creamer or two?" This bird though it would be a good idea to set up camp in the coffee.
It must feel like a warm birdbath on his legs. He must have thought the barista called his name so he took the wrong coffee.
35. Zero Days Since He Bit Anyone
"This is why we can't have people over; it's because of that mean biting bird." This parrot knows it is bad and he does not care.
These birds usually have one person that they like, and everyone else it a chew toy. You do not want to be bitten by one of these because it is very painful.
36. "Hello, It's Me!"
Instead of photo-bombing, it is bird-bombing. He just wanted to be included in the facetime to make sure she remembered he existed.
This could be a new face filter. You could see what you would look like as a bird.
37. Stealing Your Food Even When You Give Them Their Own
This person gave his birds their piece of bread so he could eat his own sandwich. One of his birds was not satisfied with that deal and decided to use the bread as a seat to eat the sandwich.
The bird was probably jealous that his piece of bread didn't have meat or mustard on it like his owner's sandwich.
38. The Birds Must Really Love This Car
When you piss off one bird so they get their friends to follow you to work and destroy your clean car.
Never piss off a bird. Despite their tiny brains, they will remember that they need to get revenge.
39. Bird Theft
The bird wanted a bag of chips, but he forgot his wallet in another pair of pants. He took matters into his own wings and said, "put it on my tab," as he walked out of the store.
He knew what he wanted and he got it. He does not care if there is a price tag.
40. "Sure Take My Ice Cream, I Didn't Want It Anyway"
The sadness on that man's face is heartbreaking. He was simply enjoying his ice cream when a sky thief came down to steal it.
He is in a state of shock. How could a bird be so rude? Well, the bird doesn't care and it got what it wanted.
41. Your Ice Cream Is Never Safe Around Birds, Clearly
Here is another example of a bird being an ice cream thief. This person was trying to take a photo of their ice cream at the beach but the seagull had a different idea.
Why do seagulls have to take your ice cream? It clearly isn't a fan of foodie Instagrammers.
42. Leaving His Mark On The World
The bird had to walk in the wet cement so you would know he was there. He also couldn't decide where he was going based on his foot prints.
After all that hard work, this mean goose comes and ruins it within minutes of being finished.
43. Using The Car As A Dinner Plate
You are having a great morning, and then you go outside to drive to work only to find a crime scene.
Now your morning is ruined, but the bird had a tasty meal, so everything is right in the world.
44. Zero Ducks Given
If you look closely, the duck walked in a pattern that looks like a duck head. Is this a duck Picasso in the making?
She liked how squishy it felt on her feet. "Squish, squish, squish."
45. Aim, Fire!
This little boy wasn't bothering anyone when this bird flew in and attacked him in the grossest way. The bird is clearly aiming at his head.
The bird was probably getting revenge because the little boy was not sharing his food with all the birds.
46. Not All Canadians Are Nice
Canadians are known for being friendly and polite, except for one species, and that is the Canadian geese. They are aggressive and will attack for no reason.
The geese didn't realize that they are tarnishing the kind reputation of Canadians.
47. "Come At Me Bro"
Why is the duck trying to start a fight with this car? Maybe he lost his mom and is looking to see if she is driving the car.
You don't have anywhere important to be according to this bird, so they don't care how long they block the road.
48. He Is Not A Fan Of Meditation
This bird must really not like penguin books or meditation. He seems to be very angry with this book.
He enjoys eating meditation rather than practicing it. Everyone's a critic, what can you do.
49. When You Try To Take A Nice Picture
Instagram verse reality is perfectly shown in these two pictures. What you see isn't always what happened in real life.
Birds can be very scary because they spook easily, and you never know what they are going to do when they start to flap around wildly.
The fear in his face is exactly how we would feel if a bird got that close to us. You can almost hear his screams when you look at the picture.
No snack is safe around seagulls. Today we have learned never to trust them around any kind of food that you are holding.