A squid squad sounds like a great under the sea band name.
Imagine Sebastian from The Little Mermaid saying, "Put your claws together for the Squid Squad!"
2. Panda Fish
To be more accurate, it should be called a sea panda because a killer whale isn't a fish, but we will let it slide.
How funny would it be if you were on a whale watching tour, and the guide said, "On the left, there is a pod of panda fish approaching."
3. Snowman Blood
This seems slightly morbid. Every day you are supposed to drink eight glasses of snowman blood. That is cruel.
Just think of Olaf from Frozen when you start calling water snowman blood.
4. Duck Puppy
Remember Perry the platypus? He is now Perry the duck puppy.
It looks more like a beaver duck than a duck puppy, but we didn't pick the name.
5. Land Cloud
Here is the wild land cloud before the farmer gives it a haircut.
Right now, it is a cumulus land cloud, and after it has a haircut, it will be a cirrus land cloud.
6. Prison Pony
This is a prison pony, he is doing hard time for confusing people on what color he is. Is he black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Maybe he is white with brown stripes? It confuses people, and that is why he is a prison pony.
7. Bagel Seeds
Take the bagel seeds, plant them in the ground, and grow a bagel tree.
Ok, so maybe that wouldn't work, but as you read on you will see what you can put on your bagel seeds in the morning.
8. Mountain Fountain
This mountain fountain spits firey lava so beware. The name may not seem as scary, but it is very dangerous.
There are currently 1,500 active mountain fountains on earth.
9. T-rex Deer
The strange t-rex deer lives down under in Australia. They hop around the deserts and along beaches. They sometimes come to knock on your door as well.
Unlike a regular t-rex, the t-rex deer can use its arms to punch, and you do not want to be on the receiving end of that.
10. Sea Flap Flap
The sea flap flap is a majestic creature that glides through the ocean. It uses its wing-like fins to propel itself.
Watch out for the flap flap's tail because it can sting you and it will inject venom that can be deadly.
11. Fart Squirrel
The fart squirrel may look cute from afar, but you do not want it to release its smelly fart gas.
It is not harmful, but the spray is pungent, and you have to soak in a bath of tomatoes to help get rid of the smell.
12. Wizard Cow
The wizard cow lives in the mountains and brews wizard potions. They are excellent climbers on cliffs and ice.
He feasts on grasses and herbs that help his beard grow longer and make him wiser.
13. Curvy Unicorn
This is the curvy unicorn in the wild. They live in the plains of Africa and feast on the trees and bushes.
They like to show off their curvaceous bodies because they are proud and want to promote body positivity to all the other animals.
14. Trash Panda
The trash panda is nocturnal and feasts on people's garbage at night. Their black mask disguises them into the dark of night.
You do not want to come across one of these because the trash panda can carry diseases and be aggressive.
15. Ceareal Sauce
Nothing goes better with a bowl of bagel seeds than some cereal sauce on top.
Once you figure out the best ratio of cereal sauce to bagel seeds, your mornings will be that much better.
16. Hairy Nope Nope
If you have arachnophobia you might want to look away. The hairy nope nope is a major trigger for this phobia.
It is creepy and crawly, and make you want to run and scream in terror. Look at all those hairy nope nope legs!
17. Slow-Motion Gorilla
The slow-motion gorilla is much less intimidating than the standard gorilla. While it does have very long claws, those are just for slowly climbing into trees to find places to sleep.
The slow-motion gorilla grows algae on its body to stay healthy in the jungle.
The dogtor is the person you go to when your little fur baby is sick. They treat all kinds of dogs from extra small to extra large ones.
The dogtor does not treat cats, only dogs. There is a different type of doctor for cats.
19. Bread Moisturiser
Toast lotion, better known as bread moisturizer, is what keeps your bread hydrated and delicious.
Bread lotion can be used for many different foods, not just bread. From pancakes to baking, it is very versatile.
20. Beach Chicken
The beach chicken is not one you want to mess with. They fly over the beach looking for food to steal and people to poop on.
They say it is good luck if you get pooped on by a beach chicken, but it doesn't feel like that.
21. Bird Leaf
Just like trees, bird's leaves also fall off sometimes. This is what a single bird leaf looks like after it has fallen off.
In the middle ages, people would use bird leaves as quills to write with.
22. Formal Chicken
The formal chicken is much more regal than a regular farm chicken. They are always dressed to impress and in their finest attire.
The formal chicken's fashionable tuxedo is also waterproof, so it can look classy no matter what it is doing.
23. Danger Zebra
You do not want to see a danger zebra in the wild because they are vicious, and danger is in their name. It is self-explanatory.
The danger zebra lives in India, and they are extremely rare. There are so few danger zebras left in the wild.
If you get a chance to ride a boatercycle, do it. These are fun water toys that can go up to 65 mph. You can speed on top of the water, and it is fun for the whole family.
The boatercycle is well-liked by the rich and famous, and you can often see celebrities posing on them for an Instagram picture.
25. Street Chicken
Some people call it the street chicken, others call it a flying rat, whatever the correct name is, these are not well-liked.
They live in large cities and are often fed by people at parks. They gather in large groups near food that is being thrown their way and scatter when children or dogs run towards them.
26. Raw Toast
Every piece of raw toast dreams of being picked to be made into the perfect piece of golden toast.
Raw toast is pretty boring but can be used for sandwiches or to make raw toast pudding.
27. House Leggo
Unlike typical leggos, you won't accidentally step on a house leggo and hurt your foot because they are big enough to see.
These are used for not only building houses, but a variety of things like walls and paths.
28. Space Bulb
The space bulb we see in the sky everyday lights up the world. It provides us with vitamin D and makes people very happy when it is not covered by clouds.
The space bulb also helps us distinguish between day and night. Keep reading to find out what the night time version is.
29. 2D Bowl
The 2D bowl is unique because it only holds solid foods. It does not hold soup or other liquids like the regular bowl.
Do not try putting soup on a 2D bowl, trust us. We won't make that mistake again.
30. Horse Tornado
The horse tornado is a fun carnival ride for children who do not like roller coasters.
You can choose which horse to sit on, and it spins around with some creepy carnival music. It is very exciting for anyone under five years old.
31. Human Shelf
Where do you go when you need a place to sit and watch tv? You go and sit on the human shelf.
Depending on the size of the shelf, it can hold many people and it is also a great place for naps as well.
32. Naked Piano
The naked piano is a delicate instrument. It takes a lot of practice to perfect playing it.
Many people like to have the naked piano played at their wedding ceremonies because of its romantic sound.
33. Floppy Sea Spider
The floppy seas spider looks peaceful, but you don't want to get wrapped up in its tentacles. Instead of a web, it expels a dark ink to flee from predators.
At least the floppy sea spider is much cuter than the land spider.
34. Floor Hands
Where would we be without floor hands? We probably wouldn't get very far. These are important for moving. Because of technology advances, there are even prosthetic floor hands.
Floor hands can also be called leggo finders or human wheels.
35. Reverse Boat
It's Saturday night, you don't have plans, so you decide to treat yourself to some relaxing time in your reverse boat.
Fill it with bubbles and some essential oils and your reverse boat is like a home spa.
36. Turtle Rabbits
The turtle rabbit is can be found in the southern states of America, as well as central and south American countries. They are not harmful to people because they will run away if they feel like they are in danger.
The turtle rabbit likes to eat small insects that it finds in the ground.
37. Trip Advisor
Who do you call when you are injured and it is someone else's fault? You should call a trip advisor. No, we are not talking about the travel planning website.
Trip advisors help you get justice for your injuries that were caused by someone else.
38. Human Bin
Why is it that human bins look more comfortable than most beds and cost triple the price, but no one really gets to enjoy it?
A nice human bin can cost between $1 thousand and $15 thousand. Why? Hasn't everyone suffered enough?
39. Swam-into-a-wall-too-fast Shark
This is a unique type of shark that swam into a wall to fast and got this funny shaped head. They have a wide range of vision because of this hilarious accident.
Although it looks silly, these sharks are very smart! Their funny shaped heads also help them find prey better.
40. Stretch Leopard
The stretch leopard has a very long neck and long legs. They can reach very high branches on trees to eat the leaves.
The stretch leopard lives in Africa and runs around flaunting it's stretched neck all day. The other animals get annoyed with their persistent flashiness.
41. Very Young Chicken
This is not an egg; it is a very young chicken. Inside, a little baby chick could be growing right now.
Most of the time, the very young chicken does not produce and actual chick. It usually provides an excellent breakfast.
42. Chocolate Panda
Do not be fooled by its cute name, the chocolate panda is very dangerous. You might wonder if it is made of chocolate, but it is not sadly.
The chocolate panda has sharp teeth and claws that you do not want to come in contact with. Do not try to approach a chocolate panda no matter how cute it looks or sounds.
43. Laundry Sauce
Do you have some dirty laundry? Throw it in the washing machine with some laundry sauce and the finished product will be clean clothes.
Laundry sauce is not a versatile sauce; you should only use it to clean clothing.
44. Cold Sun
The space bulb lights up the earth during the day and the cold sun comes out at night. The cold sun goes through different phases throughout the month because it is very moody.
Also, the cold sun controls the tides of the ocean because it needs to feel important like the space bulb.
45. Milk Horse
The milk horse is very important. It provides us with delicious milk and helps us make dairy products.
In some countries, the milk horse is worshipped, and people respect the milk horse for its gentle nature.
46. Spiky Floof
The spiky floof is adorable until you get pricked by one of its spikes. Despite their sharp nature, they can make great pets if you know how to handle them.
The spiky floof has poor eyesight so you need to be confident when handling one.
47. House Mouth
"Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "House Mouth." "Who's at the house mouth?"
The house mouth is an important feature for a house because it feeds people into the house to make it happy and warm.
48. Naked Snail
Naked snails are slimy and gross, which is why they should put some clothes on. No one wants to see them walking around in the nude.
Someone needs to help the naked snail find a home and some clothes so it can stop walking the streets indecently.
49. Spikey Whoopie Cushion
The spikey whoopie cushion is not a practical joke prop. It is actually very dangerous because the spikes are filled with venom.
Sure, it is funny to see it inflate and deflate, but you do not want to sit on one of these because the only noise will be you screaming.
50. Musical Donut
Donuts are great, and music is awesome, so combining them to make a musical donut is perfection.
You can put many different songs on the musical donut. These will make a long road trip much more fun!
51. Spirit Cow
The spirit cow is a beautiful animal. Watch as it prances through the meadow so effortlessly.
You probably know at least one girl who is obsessed with spirit cows, and they are the only thing she talks about.
52. Sniff Squirrel
The sniff squirrel spends most of its time underground digging to navigate the earth. They have very poor eyesight so they use their sniffing senses to help that find food.
The sniff squirrel seldom comes into contact with people because they rarely come up from the underground.
53. Jacuzzi Water
Jacuzzi water doesn't taste like the water from a jacuzzi thankfully, but it does bubble like one.
Be careful of how much jacuzzi water you drink because you might end up in a jacuzzi without planning on it.
54. Vegetable Torturer
Vegetables everywhere fear the vegetable torturer. Parent vegetables warn their children about this scary monster.
All over the world, vegetables are stolen from their beds and taken to the vegetable torturer to be peeled for cooking. Oh, the horror!!
55. Danger Lace
Beware of the danger lace. It is not something you want to use to tie your shoes. There are many varieties of danger laces, and some of them can be deadly.
Sometimes, you won't even see a danger lace because they hide in tall grass and sneak up on you.