We find signs everywhere we go. Most often, the signs accurately tell us the right thing. But there are also some signs that are downright hilarious. So, here are 50 signs for you that are a result of people’s stupidity and laziness. Grab your popcorns and enjoy.
1. Even Death Can’t Prevent the $200 Fine
We are not sure how it works. Do they go to the funeral home and ask the grieving family to pay the fine?
We all must give standing applause for the Newcastle Tramway Authority for this brilliant sign.
2. A Clear-Cut Warning
When there is a big, bad guard dog, you have to stay 100 miles away from it.
It becomes even scarier when the doggo has a gun. Just buy a home somewhere else or go to another country.
3. When You Are Bad At Lying
The most honest person’s award goes to: the man behind this sign who just couldn’t lie.
Perhaps, he told the truth intentionally. Well, we’ll never know.
4. And You Were Saying…
This bird’s entire family always respected the laws, but the lawless bird wanted to set a new trend.
It might’ve even crapped on the board before flying away. Take that authority!
5. Please First Make Up Your Mind
We thought people only get double-minded when they can’t choose which ice cream flavor to buy.
Believe it or not, this confusing sign was found at the Pentagon.
6. Information You Didn’t Need
Imagine a TV news channel giving you breaking news that Kim Kardashian has had her hair done this morning. Is this news of any good to you?
Similarly, this information is useless. What if a fire starts in the room, would you wait for it to go up in flames?
7. Prone Area….We Repeat It is Prone Area
Given that India is among the top ten countries in which most porn is watched, seeing this sign didn’t surprise us at all.
We hope they were looking for the word “prone,” but it seems like the guy who created this sign is a big fan of porn industry.
8. Hey, Thanks For Telling
The train station administration in Blue Mountains, Australia, thought that it isn't best to tell people getting a limb ripped off is terrible, so they came up with a different plan.
You’ve been taught a lie your entire life that replacing limbs is easy. We all thought that you could purchase a new set of limbs at a local store.
9. Keep Guessing
It is estimated that about 100,000 people are stuck near this sign because they are super confused.
People can’t decide whether they can pass through or if they are not allowed at all. Don’t go there at any cost.
10. Only Happens in Canada
There are some weird rumors about Canadian people, but we loved this one.
It seems as if the Canadians themselves want people to say crazy things about them.
11. Truth in Advertising
Honesty is the best policy and these people in Monroe want to remain honest with their customers.
If you are looking for ugly homes, this is the place where you need to go.
12. A Reminder for the Dogs As Well
The Municipality of Marmora & Lakes By-Law hired a dog translator for this sign.
Who knows the translator dog is saying “crap everywhere as they are our good slaves.”
13. It’s Okay To Feel Disturbed Right Now
There are so many wrongs things in this picture. Why are the children slow and not fast?
Is it the start of the children's hunting season? Don’t they look around before putting up any sign?
14. Playing Soccer With Head
First of all, it looks super terrifying. We hope it wasn’t put up near the children’s section.
And secondly, why does it look like the figure on the right is going to play soccer with his head?
15. The Best Warning Sign Ever
So, it seems clear that the people who made this sign tried to stop people from drinking fish water with a simple sign that said: “Don’t Drink Water.”
However, people didn’t stop and so they had to improvise. Well, modern problems require modern solutions.
16. Thanks for Telling the Truth
You don’t find many sellers who are true to their customers. We should appreciate their honesty.
However, there is also a possibility that they didn’t know what “genuine” actually means.
17. The Greatest Sign of All Time
Now here is a sign that gives zero chills to your wellbeing. Instead, they are more focused on the health of animals.
By the way, we also feel that humans do not count as good prey.
18. It Looks Like a Risky Swim
We find nothing wrong with this sign because it looks like 0 feet deep and quite dangerous.
If you decide to take a dip in this grassy field, make sure you don’t do it without a lifejacket.
19. A Perfect Sign Does Exist
If you ever thought that a perfect sign doesn’t exist, here is a solid proof for you.
We thought that no one would create a sign for this important moment.
20. Is That Cow Poop?
Some of the craziest things happen in New Mexico. Here is an example for you.
We are not sure what the people wanted to tell others. However, we would highly recommend you to never travel down that road.
21. We Don’t Know Whether To Feel Sad or Happy
As human beings, we should take care of other creatures, right? Well, it also means we should care about cockroaches.
If you do not like cockroaches, start smoking cigarettes. You might’ve to sacrifice your life to end theirs. But hey, it would be for a good cause.
22. Oh, We Though It Was Legal
We are so glad they put up this sign. Before it was put up, armed robbers were always welcomed with open arms.
Did you know that this sign prevented many robbers from robbing the place?
23. Double Warning with Potential Outcomes
When a simple “do not enter” doesn’t work, you have to come up with a unique, more intimidating idea.
The people who made this sign wanted people to know about the consequences of opening the door. We hope it worked.
24. No, Thank You!
Slipping and falling is not something you intentionally do, right? Well, that’s not what these people think.
They want you to slip and fall, but they also want you to do it gracefully. How thoughtful!
25. A Special, Special, Special Deal
When you get a deal like this one, don’t ever let it go. Just take a loan and get it.
Perhaps, they wanted to advertise the right way and not lie to their customers.
26. When You Pay $1 to the Advertisement Guy
This is what happens when you pay less and expect professional work.
We loved it how the advertisement guy focused on ‘Off’ and ignored almost everything else.
27. This is Wrong
Given that this photo was taken in 2011, we are not sure why this sign wasn’t taken off for almost a year.
So, it means that boys/girls born in 2009 can also drink. Wow, that’s a place that doesn’t require a fake id card.
28. Such a Charming Sign
We are 100% percent sure people would slow down to read this sign rather than the “children at play” sign.
We find this sign quite charming and we are not much complaining about it as well.
29. Avail This Limited Time Offer
If you ever thought about how much it would cost to buy a country, now you know the price.
This is surprisingly cheap and we are shocked why people are not availing this once-in-a-lifetime offer.
30. Oh No! My Day is Ruined Now
As a grown adult, this would be the most devastating news for you. It makes you rethink your life purpose.
How could the boy toys run out of stock? It is said that people waited outside McDonald’s for days before the stock finally came – as if it was the launch of a new iPhone.
31. A Great Deal
Sometimes in life, you got to make the best of a deal even if you don’t feel like taking it.
Nowhere in the world would you find such a deal. We have to say that we thought jerks are for free.
32. Trying to Enter New Business Areas?
We don’t know what to say about it because it is wrong on so many levels.
We just hope that no one went in there and demanded what they were advertising.
33. Adorable Sign
We must admit that we find this sign extremely adorable. How often you see a sign like this one.
We just hope that the old fisherman gets the right way and doesn’t take a wrong turn.
34. Wrong Turn Movie New Part
If you have watched Wrong Turn movie, you could hear the screams from this photo.
Hey, it looks like a good slasher movie concept as well. We’ll surely give it a go.
35. We Hope They Meant Assorted
This CVS pharmacy owner wanted to get his hands into gifts business as well.
We wish he had paid enough attention to the advertisement to avoid this embarrassment.
36. Don't Worry, We Have You Covered
This crazy sign was located at Mitchell International Airport, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
If you want this sign for your home, you can get it at the Mitchell International Airport for free.
37. Is It Heaven?
When the emergency exit sign is directed upward, you know what they are trying to tell you.
We have no idea what kind of emergency would make you think that heaven is the best option.
38. An Announcement for All Previous Customers
It seems like the previous customers were not getting what the strip club promised.
So, the strip club decided to change the opinion of previous – unsatisfied customers – with a new announcement.
39. Just a Little More Thought Would’ve Worked
Hurricane Sandy ravaged New Jersey and we know that these people had good intentions.
But, it seems to indicate that the entire New Jersey experienced horrific rampage and almost no one survived.
40. It Isn’t Easy Fellas
Any smoker out there can tell you that quitting smoking is not easy at all.
All smokers should try their best not encourage others and think beyond their Sel-fish-ness.
41. But…Why on Earth?
We’re as confused as you are right now. Why would you ask your employees to wash their…um, genitals.
One can think that this sort of sign can exist only in adult-related industries. In other scenarios, its a big nope!
42. You Must Try It
We know how much you love McDonald’s and that’s why we are recommending you to try their latest burger.
We are not sure whether people wanted it or not, but it is something that is worth trying. Don’t you think?
43. Superpower Activated
You always thought that you are a normal human being, but here is good news for you.
You can see the invisible fence so your superpower has been activated. Now you can read people’s minds as well. Tell us what we are thinking about you?
44. A Different Kind of a Restaurant
Whenever you visit Bangkok in your life, do try this unique restaurant. They have all five-star ratings.
But make sure you go with the cabbages and not the other thing. You can’t have both at the same time.
45. So, No Asian Cuisine Tonight?
If you want some fun in your life, this is an excellent place to go. You’ll have lots of fun.
We have a strong feeling that someone must’ve pointed out how silly the sign was.
46. When Are You Soft Then?
Oh okay, so we will not try to explain this sign as every adult can understand what they are trying to say.
We have a feeling that someone used the wrong translator for this sign...
47. Welcome to the Magical World
If you find elves hilarious, this sign can really crack you up. Who doesn't like elves, right?
We are not sure how many of you have elves, but we are getting one for sure.
48. A Big Nope
This sign shows that just a single mistake can make everything look so funny and offensive.
Here is a question for you. If you walk down the street and only you are allowed to use this sidewalk then would you be offended?
49. A Unique Business Name
Creativity, if it is applied right, can play a vital role in the success of your business. However, we can’t say the same for this business name.
A name such as this one would scare off many potential customers. Even existing customers would think twice about coming back.
50. When Spelling Right Isn’t Your First Priority
Do you want to go for the “hamen chiz” or the delicious “egg sandwits with chiz”?
Choose wisely because whatever you choose may blow up like the spelling.